sminking

The act of drinking and smoking.

derived from the root smink

Announcement at a college concert to audience:

By order of the Fire Marshal, there will be no sminking

by Mr. Bo June 29, 2009

to save your sinking Titanic

(verb):

to do anything and everything possible to save one's school/university semester that one is about to fail big time.

mother: George, you're failing your last year in high-school. Is there anything you can to save your sinking Titanic?

George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2012

squidging

to gentle squeeze and play with your girlfriends ears, especially if they are particularly malleable

I brushed her hair back and gave her a good old squidging

by londanuk October 20, 2008

squiblings

The Squiblings are four siblings that are awesome, squishy and fucking odd. They all have completely different personalities individually but when they are together, their in sync amazingness can be mistaken for one almighty being. The Squiblings use their own secret language to communicate feelings that the English language has no words for.

Person A: "Look at those four squishy siblings having the good times over there."

Person B: "I can't understand a thing they are saying."

Person A: "No one ever does or ever will. They are the Squiblings"

Person B: "Ok."

by Floobpoob November 1, 2017

squicking

To skull fuck someone, not limited to the eye socket but any part of cranuim.

Squicking his bosses daughter right there in front of him was his revenge.
The bad man chisled a piece of her forehead away with a rusty screwdriver so he could squick her.(Warning: Squicking someone can kill them)

by entity2501 March 7, 2008

Slinking

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and throwing it at another person for sexual gratification.

Janice loves Steve slinking on her tits.

Dave slinked all over his girlfriends face

by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013

Bed squeaking

To masturbate at a summer camp on a bed made of springs. It makes a squeaking sound so everyone else in the cabin knows your jacking off.

At camp when i was masturbating/bed squeaking the guy under me kept yelling "would you stop it!!!" it also works for minorities like women and gays, too!

by bedsqueakerCLH May 15, 2011