Squiding

The act in which the cheeks on the gluteus are fucked in the same way some will compare to "titty-fucking". Spit or some form of lubricant should be used in order to disarray misscomfort.

I heard Tom gave Georgia a good Squiding last night

by FpDavo May 14, 2011

Spudding

A type of violent foreplay where one person shoves fistfulls of french fries into another persons mouth as they choke them.

I think Susie couldn't handle my spudding last night.

by EspressoJack February 8, 2017

squicking

To insert your penis into the unformed part of a child's skull. Then to fuck it, until the child is fucked. A frowned-upon practice that is illegal in most countries.

"An aggravating factor in the burglary was the smearing of excrement on the walls and the squicking of little Timmy"

by Log January 16, 2004

Skidding

An abbreviation of "just kidding," you say it after you have said something offensive/false and need to cover up your rudeness or stupidity

"Wow, that girl is so fine"
"Bro I hope you're skidding"

"You ugly. Skidding!"

by mcmanpdx December 18, 2009

bum skudding

a game played normaly when you are pissed, when you need a shit you see from how high you can have a shit and get it in the toilet. you either get it in and fell good or miss and shit on someones carpet and then you fell even better. a win win game.

try it ya self my score is 5 out of 7 . i did this over 3 days in my mates flat when he went on holiday.

by paula radcliff August 29, 2004

Squidging

Applying squidge onto a towel which is then placed on one's face

Tom got caught squidging in the bathroom after his sister got out of the shower.

by bloodysock June 29, 2009

Squidkin

Squidkin is a cross between a Murkin (Pubic Wig) and a Squid.

This can be used when a womans pubic hair is so long and wet it looks like she is being attacked by a hairy squid

Dave: "Dude I Tried To Get It On Last Night, But Her Squidkin Smelt Like Old Tuna, i'm Really Disapointed My Grandma Never Shaved That Thing"

by HotForGrannys July 14, 2009