Squirming Turtle

When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.

Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"

by aqwsde June 16, 2010

squirmish

A foreign conflict which cannot be labelled easily as a war or intervention.

The ex-governor of the cold, northern, non-contiguous state questioned whether the United States might be involved in a squirmish in Libya.

by Pierre Boulez April 16, 2011

Squirms

A piece of small matter, such as "lint" or "flying worms", that is stuck in the crevice of a buttox. They are usually washed out during showers, anal facilitation and maitenance after a toilet session, or rectal picking.

Wow those wool underpants contain potential squirms.

by Guh-eye May 31, 2005

squeemu

A rarely sighted cross breed between a common ground squirrel, and an emu. Found mostly throughout southern Germany and the mountains of Switzerland. Nearly wiped out in the early to mid 40's, the squeemu was hunted by the NAZI's for its thick, lustrious coat of fur, and sharp, blade-like extremities. (beak, talons, etc.) The squeemu is a ruthless killer and efficient hunter. If ever in contact, run.

"Hey look its a squeemu." -A
-"OH MY GOD RUUNNNNNN" -B

by Aaron MacKinnon October 10, 2006

Squirmet

Meaning To Fart Or Bust Ass In Front Of A Large Audience.

Jim: "Dude Did You Just Squirmet?"

Dax: "N....na....No...."

Jim: "Are You Sure Fool?"

Dax: "I Did....Just Don't Tell Anyone."

by Creepusss September 1, 2009

squirmish

A word Sarah Palin used to describe the conflict in Libya. She created it similar to the way she created the word, "Refudiate".

I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing -- do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?

by 28lobster April 17, 2011

squirming dersman

When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .

1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.

by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014