Turd spitter

The hind end of a male or female.

"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"

by Third_leg_nog January 27, 2018

Lavender Spitter

A person that sleeps all of the time.

Look at that lavender spitter, he’s sleeping again.

by Bigsexygreek22 November 16, 2021

Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.

by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020

Shitter Spitter

Another name for the asshole

Wow!Look at her shitter spitter!

by King Spitter December 22, 2023

Mississippi Fire Spitter

When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users

Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.

by thelightlysqueezeorange July 23, 2016

Spitter

A word used to describe the action of getting small particles of foreign objects out of your mouth

I got some flakes of tobacco in my mouth and had to spitter it out

by Dicksuctionary April 2, 2021

Blood Spitter

A personwho enjoys sipping large quantities of fruit punch into their mouths, commonly bloating their cheeks like chipmunks and spitting it out over the heads of passing pedestrians. Then screaming at the top of their lungs “I’m sorry! I had my period!”

A common practice performed by female college students.

That damn Rebecca is a filthy blood spitter!

by Trump’s Dump May 21, 2024