spithash

A sexual act commonly performed by 2 or more inner-city transient African males involving the exchange of ejaculatory fluid/substance via anus/sphincter to mouth.

Yo, thanks ATM... I'mma call you spithash from now on.

by JaqThaBlaqSaq February 22, 2011

Smithybooooooy

Someone who gets all the ladies no matter where he goes. Typically very good looking and when it comes to video games, he clutches almost all the time. When it comes to a night out, you can always count on this legend to wing man you.

Lad 1 " I heard smithybooooooy, the man the myth, the legend got lucky last night...LEGEND."
Lad 2 "Even though it was my twin sister, I canny mind to be honest."

by Smithybooooooy May 11, 2016

Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour

Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"

by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018

smithyes

a smithyes is a sweaty little fatty from england, he never gets any and farts way too much.

friend 1- whats that smell?
friend 2- i think it was smithyes

by Gibbbbbbbo October 21, 2019

Smithy

Tbh you don’t really wanna know it’s that bad. It’s the next level after a bot burger.

Smithy, is a bot burger.

by Liam Collins February 21, 2020

Smithy

A nickname for a fucking looser

Are you taking about smithy? I hate that dweeb

by Wheato5 February 26, 2020

SMITHY

the one who can bring voice pitch to a whole new level of high

AAAAAAH, SHIT MY EARS HURT , HOW HIGH IS THAT?! IS HE POSSIBLY A SMITHY

by Kebdkzn March 8, 2020