Get out my spatula

To become angry or enraged, and prepare to freak out. (since one would presumably need a spatula to flip a shit)

When Alice forgot to do her portion of the project again, i proceeded to get out my spatula.

by Saepe Fidelis July 27, 2012

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula

A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA

Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.

by fireboss518 October 21, 2015

Indiana spatula

When you insert the handle end of your spatula into your vagina and continue to cook with it.

She used her Indiana spatula to make that sausage.

by xCrimsonPeachx May 5, 2024

Diaper Spatula

A spatula made for flinging poop

Lets go to a diaper spatula contest today

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

rat spatula

When u fit ur whole foot in some good ass pussy and u flick around like u got rat on ur spatula.

Yo I just got a rat spatula up my ass.
Yo that’s dope Bria.

by Yesssurrrrrrr February 13, 2021

Poop Spatula

A word used to describe a nasty tasting sandwich that uses patties, used to describe horrible burgers

Eugh...this burger tastes like Poop Spatulas....

by FardMaker November 22, 2021

Dog spatula

A costume for a dog that is shaped like a spatula.

Dog spatula is my friend.

by What knife? October 22, 2017