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Get out my spatula

To become angry or enraged, and prepare to freak out. (since one would presumably need a spatula to flip a shit)
When Alice forgot to do her portion of the project again, i proceeded to get out my spatula.
by Saepe Fidelis July 27, 2012
mugGet the Get out my spatulamug.

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula

A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA
Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.
by fireboss518 October 21, 2015
mugGet the lemme slap dat ass wit a spatulamug.

Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.
Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.
by MrJWD March 23, 2021
mugGet the Spatula talkmug.

rat spatula

When u fit ur whole foot in some good ass pussy and u flick around like u got rat on ur spatula.
Yo I just got a rat spatula up my ass.
Yo that’s dope Bria.
by Yesssurrrrrrr February 13, 2021
mugGet the rat spatulamug.

Diaper Spatula

Lets go to a diaper spatula contest today
by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017
mugGet the Diaper Spatulamug.

Greasy Spatula

When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted
I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula
by jumbo_plumbo February 26, 2022
mugGet the Greasy Spatulamug.

bull spatula

"man this is bs!"

"dont say that, say bullspatula!'
"MAN THIS IS SOME BULLLSPATULA!"
bull spatula means bullshit but in a non curse lanugage
by owneerofyrmom May 9, 2023
mugGet the bull spatulamug.

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