Get out my spatula

To become angry or enraged, and prepare to freak out. (since one would presumably need a spatula to flip a shit)

When Alice forgot to do her portion of the project again, i proceeded to get out my spatula.

by Saepe Fidelis July 27, 2012

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula

A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA

Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.

by fireboss518 October 21, 2015

spatula back

Is there a person that has a long torso and short legs.

"Hey, look that girl has a spatula back!"

by One&onlyPunky April 5, 2024

Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.

Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.

by MrJWD March 23, 2021

Dog spatula

A costume for a dog that is shaped like a spatula.

Dog spatula is my friend.

by What knife? October 22, 2017

spatula

smart kid - learning how to play vex 5

'spatula likes playing vex 5. no he don't!'

by Xxx69suckerxxX May 18, 2022

Wendy spatula

Wendy spatula is a phrase that is commonly used too describe a person that can use a spatula and other cooking equipment extremely well. Also, the phrase may be used for someone who cooks very well. Someone who can flip pancakes well may be referred too as "Wendy spatula". The person who is called "Wendy spatula" is usually a smart and artist person.

"Woah! He flips burgers so well he is a Wendy spatula."
"I wish I was a Wendy spatula, I am so bad at cooking."
"She is such a Wendy spatula!"

by I'm weird af August 12, 2017