Soulja Boy

noun

There are 9 possible definitions of this word. Those are listed below:

1. a person who makes song in 15 minutes and thinks it's cool
2. a person who can't understand that such songs are shitty
3. an undercover agent sent by goverment to kill hip hop
4. a person which reportedly has lack of brain cells, as seen in his songs that lack good lyrics
5. a person who thinks yelling words such as "yaaaah! "oooooh" "meeeeee" and "boooooooo" are hard work
6. a person who cannot see well, and thus buys clothes bigger than himself (possible reason for not seeing well is having his name written on his glasses)
7. 17-year old boy who acts like he has 5 years
8. an idiot
9. a person with large number of fans (see Soulja Boy's fans for exact definition) who just like to dance, and that's all they do.
*Soulja Boy: Watch me crank and watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy then superman that hoe, now watch me youuuuuu youuuu meeeeeeee buhhhhuhhuuuuuuu hrmzafuiztedcftg

Ice-T: Eat a dick. you single-handedly killed hip hop.

*Soulja boy: Ice-T is old.

Ice-T: Soulja boy is garbage.

*Soulja Boy: iDance, iDance, iRomp, iJean iWhatthefuck and then iYoutube.

* - quotes marked with * are an axample of things that mentally retarded person says.
by Mutko August 14, 2008
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Soulja Boy

A dumb ass rapper who only sang some gay repetative songs so he could make some money for college because he is so retarted he only has 17 words in his vocabulary. I swear every 9th grader on my bus was singing it at the top of their lungs
Stupid Bitch: Crank dat Soulja Boy...
Me: What the hell are you doing
Stupid Bitch: I m singing Soulja Boy
Me: You Dumb Ass Whore
Stupid Bitch: Figures.... Crank dat...
by Flippydaslasher December 9, 2007
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Soulja Boy

A monkey-faced ugly kid. A disgrace to music. Symbolizes everything wrong with the world right now. Lives with his parents in a rich neighbourhood.
Playa 1: That soulja boy be a lameass nigga dawg.
Playa 2: lets blow off souljafags head off dawg
Playa 1: yeh he a lame nigga dawg but he be a little pussy
Playa 2: true dat, lets hope he commit suicide soon dawg
by InSpectah DecK February 16, 2009
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Soulja Boy

There are many definitions to this half-assed crack-head.
1. A half-assed crackhead.
2. A ghetto rat's way of saying "penis".
3. Collipark Records' idea of getting money.
1. Soulja Boy: YAAAH BITCH YAHH! I WEAR SHERTS 10 TIMES MY SIZE, I'M NAMED AFTER A DICK, AND I GET MY CRAK FROM THE WORST DRUG DELER IN L.A.! I DINK THE ONLY RAZIST SLUR FOR EVERY RACE IS NIGAAZ!! I THINK PEOPLE HATIN' ON ME CUZ DEY PO!

A white person: You don't deserve to be famous!

Soulja Boy: NIGAAZ ALWEYZ HATEN ON ME!

2. Person 1: I like Soulja Boy Tell 'Em.

Person 2: So you like it when a penis tells you what do to? That's sick, man!

3. Collipark Records Head Person: I LIEK SOULJA BOY BECAUSE RETARDED TWEENY GURLS LIEK HIM AND I GET MONEY FROM HIM SO I DON'T CARE! WEEEEEEE!
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
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Soulja Boy

Sent from the depths of the underworld to piss off all the people with musical taste to such a degree it kills our will to live. Every 14 year old and under is listening to this song and doing the dance that is probably used to summon Satan.
Person: BATHING APES! WATCH ME CRANK DAT! *dance*
Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE
Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil...
Person: WHUTEVA HATEA
Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
by thisisaname=D February 29, 2008
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Soulja Boi

Horrible, Horrible muscian who i refuse to call a rapper since he does very little rapping in his music. Relies heavily on his choruses. He is all about the auto tune and not about real hip hop.
by DJ RIDICUOUS July 28, 2009
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Soulja Boy

a dumb mofo who tried to step on Nas by saying he killed hiphop.
The only reason Nas said hiphop is dead is because he killed it.-Soulja Boy
by bigbuttsowhat June 4, 2009
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