solar logic 

Something that makes sense as long as you don't really think about it, much like how you know the sun is there, but you can't look directly at it.

"No, dude, seriously! The Korean kids are spies from Kim Jong Il!"

"But why art school, dude?"

"Oh my god! It's obvious! Well.... wait... Crap, it made sense in my head."

"Solar Logic, dude. That or you're retarded."

solar logic by Jesse Gold July 24, 2006

solar powered laserbeam guitar 

A phrase shouted following a moment of absolute rockitude, like a giant robot punching another giant robot through a building. Best performed with furious air guitar and a hair-metal screech.

"Dude! That giant robot just got punched through a building by another giant robot!"

"SOLAR POWERED LASERBEAM GUITAR!!!"

solar powered laserbeam guitar by Greg September 10, 2005

Solar erection

Another excuse for a nerd not to go outside.

Friend: Want to come outside and star at things?
Nerd: Nope, I get solar erections

Solar erection by Ze Fox August 26, 2009

Solar Eclipse 

A black man with a bleached asshole, pooping

James slid under the cling wrap of his glass bottom boat and opened his eyes, to see what appeared in his mind to be a stunning reenactment of a Solar Eclipse. The silent dark sky, the moon in the centre and the sun's corona glinting down on him.

Solar Eclipse by Holagoodman March 21, 2015

Solar System 

The solar system is where other different people come from which are the planets, so basically describing where the retards come from and where the fukbois come from. Then they get deported to earth.

Dude 1: yo which planet did you get deported from in the solar system?
Dude 2: oh I got deported from Neptune

Solar System by The autistic person November 7, 2019

solar flares

Pants of the large and bright variety. The pants often are larger at the bottom than the top.

Rachel, in her solar flares and baby tee made quite a scene on her way to the buffet line.

solar flares by The Poetess November 2, 2003

solar eclipse 2017 

The solar eclipse took place on August 21 2017, and it was a huge event. Millions of people looked at the sun change to a different colour. You had to have special glasses to look at it, or else it could cause you permanent eye damage. The internet world created many meme's for the event.

"Did you see Donald Trump Looking at the solar eclipse 2017

without glasses?"

"Yeah, he's bound to go blind now"

News: Don't look at the solar eclipse (2017) without glasses
Me: Looks at sun without at glasses because i'm too broke to pay $40 for a pair

solar eclipse 2017 by Thatinstagirl August 22, 2017