Solitary Bad Santa

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.

There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.

by Hodeesen December 13, 2010

Sombitch

The comma of Redneck English in America.

Replace (,) with the word Sombitch
Dale:"Hey you(,)go get me a beer."
Rusty:"Hey screw you (,) go get your own beer.

by Andrew Dundas November 14, 2005

Solitaire

1. a card game played alone
2. the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker

I have to go play solitaire now...

by Katie March 30, 2004

Solitude

happiness

The man was most happy in solitude.

by RemoveKebab December 31, 2014

naked solitaire

Another word for masturbation...... playing with yourself

Johnny was playing naked solitaire till his mom walked in told him he would go blind.

by Philip Norvell January 4, 2006

sobin

a playa who knows how to roll

David is such a sobin, I dont come a mile close to what he can do!

by sobin anto February 22, 2007

sobig

SoBig, also known as W32.Sobig.F@mm, is a mass-mailing, network-aware worm that sends itself to all the email addresses it finds in the files that have the following extensions:


.dbx
.eml
.hlp
.htm
.html
.mht
.wab
.txt

The worm uses its own SMTP engine to propagate and attempts to create a copy of itself on accessible network shares, but fails due to bugs in the code.

Shit dude, you got sobig.

by ForTheUnion August 25, 2003