UWU smol bean

Oh yes, “UWU smol beans”. They tend to only speak to you if you look “cute” or if your name is “Jake”, and also have an obsession with cookies. Every time you speak to them there’s a chance they might hit you with a “;-;”, or a “.-.”, and they average around 3’1 to 4’5 feet. They use strange legs, a weird torso, and weird looking arms to make them look smaller than they should be. There’s also a 70% chance they make “Gacha Videos” and are fake anime lovers.

Y/N: Hello! UWU smol bean: ;-; Y/N: ? UWU smol bean: .-.

by meryaleen January 18, 2021

Smolderhalder

1.sexy, talented, and warm-hearted Ian Somerhalder; best known for his role as Damon Salvatore
2.Sexiest man on earth

damn, that guy is a Smolderhalder

by Lifesuxthnudie April 28, 2011

Smol

Someone who is adorable and squishy

Tyler and Josh are smol beans.

by I-/ February 25, 2017

Smoldering

The act of accessing your deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shooting it through your eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. Smoldering bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. One may be able to command the masses with one glance if mastered.

Sam: No one ever wants to do what I want to do.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?

Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.

by GSE 2010 August 10, 2010

Smollett

Term used to describe a fake hate crime, generally done by the SPLC or the ADL.

“Did you see the latest Smollett the Jews are promoting? A black Islamic tranny says he was chased down by horse-riding Trump-supporters in a Manhattan train station and they beat him with whips!”

by Faodail February 22, 2019

Smollet

Somebody who uses the race card as an excuse when they have no evidence of race being a factor. Can be used a plural noun when talking about multiple Smollets.

Person 1: i just got fired from job because of my skin color.
Coworker: no you got fired because you suck at your job, quit being a smollet.

by LatchK May 2, 2019

Smol Brag

A smol brag is when a girl feels the need to let you know how smol, cute and truly unique she is! To her no one is as smol as she is, she wants to be admired for her smolness.

(example 1)
Kenna - " I'm such a smol bean i can wear kids clothes, i'm only 4'11 !"

(example 2)
Georgia May - " How are my feet a size 2.5 at 25 years old. And when did they suddenly shrink? #smolgirlprobs "

Shoe sales girl - " Don't smol brag, peoples feet don't shrink as they get older they actually get bigger! "

by 100cats July 15, 2019