Slurp Breathing 

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.

Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."

Slurp Breathing by ud4652219 March 20, 2017

Slurp my dong 

Simply another way of saying "suck my manhood", because you can never have too many methods of parlaying this fine gesture of true respect to your fellow man.

"Please leave a message at the tone, unless you are a bill collector, in which case you may Slurp My Dong"

Slurp my dong by Masked_Marauder November 24, 2013

slurp n durp 

To take some sort of alcohol, usually rum, and pour it in to a Slurpee (frosty, slushy, etc.)
May sometimes include drugs.

Man, it's a hot day outside. It feels like a good day to slurp n durp.

slurp n durp by DayDrinker101 March 11, 2010

slurp me up 

to give a blowjob.

hey baby, slurp me up.

slurp me up by haha687 November 5, 2009

slurp-the-salami 

To give a blowjob

*Girl gives Boy blowjob unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake*
*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
*Girl tells reddit about this*
ten-year-old : "For Christ's sake, why on earth wouldn't one of you go check to see if she actually WAS asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???"

slurp-the-salami by Koftik January 3, 2015

slurp that dick till it cum

lyric from the hit song vagina

ashley can slurp that dick till it cum

slurp that dick till it cum by catlover42069 May 11, 2022

slurp a jerp 

To suck off a jewish douche bag

if a jew is acting like an asshole or a douche bag to you and you still decide to suck him off, slurp a jerp is what you have done

slurp a jerp by headJ. libbs July 18, 2006