Slacker Bagging

When you are too poor to afford more than one sleeping bag and you have to share with all your bros.

I hate Slacker Bagging but i have to for this trip

by Masked Girl July 25, 2016

Slacker

Someone who procrastinates daily life activities and is constantly late. Slackers tend to make a sufficient amount of excuses in order to stay home in bed. Typically slackers don't give Amy sort of commitment in plans in order to bail without guilt. For example, slackers will use words like "possibly" or "maybe" when approached to make plans. Men With names such as Tanner, or Jacob are very commonly slackers.

The slacker was invited to his friends, but fell asleep in bed and never replied.

by Actual definitions March 4, 2017

gaby shocker

An unexpected display of private parts through a man's boxers.

As I woke up this morning, my package was popping out of my boxers; a real gaby shocker!

by moobyandmuschi February 24, 2011

Super Socker

To cum inside a sock.

-I was jerking off yesterday and I didn't have a tissue, so I did a Super Socker.

by Rodkor April 2, 2015

Wisconsin Shocker

A sexual move done by sticking your fist somewhere in your partner’s body, then expanding your hand. This causes great pain to the victims you use it on.

Guy 1: Did you hook up with Suzy last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I used the ol’ Wisconsin Shocker on her. Then she fucking died.

by GayBoyJeremy October 21, 2019

Iron Range Shocker

A sexual act resulting in the electric shock and possible electocution caused by any combination of the following: malfunctioning electrical supply, punctured waterbed or drunk chicks from northern Minnesota's Iron Range.

I got an "Iron Range Shocker" when I turned on the lights to watch Linda's blow me on the leaky waterbed.

by LC_ontherange May 22, 2011

Smurf Shocker

"Two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

Jason: "Did you ever see that Smurfs episode with Sleazy smurf?"
Andy: "No."
Kelly: "Yeah, Sleazy smurf gives Smurfette the 'Smurf Shocker'."
Jason: "That's two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

by JasonAndyKelly March 10, 2008