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Skype Bowling

When a Man and Woman are both on Skype and the woman puts her arm behind her ass, place her thumb in her anus and her middle and ring finger into her vagina (aka "bowling ball grip") and pleasure herself. Meanwhile, the man, on the other end of video must masturbate successfully 10 times to get a strike. Should the man fail to do so, it is up to the woman to decide what to title the final count. Some terms for scoring are:

Strike: a perfect 10 (often achieved just before passing out from dehydration)

Spare: takes two skype sessions to count ten successful orgasms.

Gutterball: should he fail even once to climax.

Split: he and "a friend" both don't finish.

Turkey: The woman climaxes more then the man.

Skype bowling is capable of growing in both terminology and game types depending on how often the couple play. Some benefits of Skype Bowling may include more "regular" bowling nights to learn new terms, the woman becoming aroused at the thought of "bowling", giving her the feeling of intimacy via secret codeword/reference.
1. "Suzie gave me a Strike on Skype Bowling last night."

2. "I was trying to Skype Bowl last night with my girl but she got bored and ended up giving me a Gutterball."

3. "After our game of Skype Bowling, my girlfriend decided Mike and I scored a Split."

4. "Marcella and I used to Skype Bowl but after scoring three turkeys in two games, she said she didn't need me anymore..."

5. "Everyone wins in Skype Bowling." :)
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skype shots

Created by Chris Tepper, and Joseph Eberhart. Drinking game which involves the webcam networking program "skype".

Rules:
Get a few people preferably 5-10 call one of your friends in the group up take a shot then bs for about 5 mins. Then hang up and call someone else. It's basically a round robin game with shots. if someone doesn't answer their call they are out. Objective is to be the last person to be the "Skype shot" champion.

Tagline: Why drink alone, when you can drink on "skype"
I heard Joe and Tepper got trashed last night playing "Skype shots"
by tepperchris April 20, 2010
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Skype a Bowl

When two or more people smoke weed in different places using Skype thus creating an online smokeout
Brian: Hey man you want to Skype a bowl.
Derek: id love to have a online smoke out.
by SpitMorrisey April 2, 2010
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skype square

the area visable while youre skyping another person, the area filmed by the webcam.
I was skyping my friend Will and his roommate Mark was talking in the background so I told Mark to step into the Skype square so I could see him.
by boilerboilerboilerup October 4, 2009
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skype pong

n. The drinking game Beer Pong, but with one or more players operating virtually from skype in an alternate location.
Being in Miami isn't an excuse. We can set up a game of Skype Pong and still p0wn.
by R 2.0 October 15, 2013
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skype sleeping

When a guy/girl(friend) falls asleep while talking and the call is still on; when a guy/girl(friend) falls asleep with you while the call is on; when the call ends on its own and malfunctions within app, causing your device to force stop.
Last night, a friend and partook in skype sleeping. It was fun.

Last night, my friend totally past out while talking to me on skype.

My phone literally hates me; think skype has possessed it, now its causing the whole app to crash.
by CSVTV June 23, 2014
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skype ho

A prostitute uses Skype to meet her clients.
You know that chic you befriended on Facebook, she's a Skype ho.
by ms.jess66 August 17, 2016
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