skeet

St. Louis slang for short amount of, or something foul.

Man my check was skeet.

by Smoove69 January 11, 2006

skeet

To cum all over ur bitch.

Ill give u a nice facial with my skeet bitch!

by cartman5000 August 11, 2004

skeet

to bust a nut in one bitch's face

Martice skeeted all over abi, kinda.

by DonBuddy April 28, 2006

skeet

To spill the dice out of a Yachtzee cup

"hey Gary, quite stallin' and skeet the dice already!"

by Derek Christman March 27, 2005

skeet

The thing I do everytime I see SADIESYKES!

"woah..look at sadie!"
"*skeeeeeet!*"
"AWE MAN! WHY'D YOU SKEET?!?!?!?!"
"because i saw sadiesykes!"

by Nicoleioliolioli January 19, 2008

skeet

During the early 1400's, the ancient african tribe Jawamba used to celebreate the coming winter season. During the late fall months they would select a female to represent the earth. On the day of the winter celebration all of the men in the tribe would dance around her while flogging their willies and chanting "ahhh skeet skeet skeet." Eventually they would all blast their juices upon her like a flock of seagulls taking flight. After she is covered in the white man sauce she looks like the dark earth covered with snow. After the celebration, the tribesmen invite the rest of the women in the tribe to lick it off of her.

Aunt tillie caught a load of skeet in the face from her pet chalupa today.

You better not skeet in my cooch this time mortimer!

Use the skeet Luke!

by Flogging Jawambas May 22, 2007

skeet

ta bus a nut. to cum, ejaculate

That bitch couldnt swallow all my skeet!

by Zakkary April 4, 2005