are you shitting on my dick?!

an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.

Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!

by CARLOSiSABiTCH November 23, 2009

Sittin on a Goldmine

The appropriate response to hearing that someone has just earned 11 billion dollars in a divorce settlement...

Holy smokes did you hear his wife got 11 billion dollars in the divorce because he cheated??

yep she was sittin on a goldmine.

by Stellar Girl March 25, 2013

what chu sittin on

How big are the rims on your car?

You pull up in your ride, and someone says "Yo Dean, What Chu Sittin On? Twenty fo's"

by Constantinos August 26, 2017

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

Sittin on swole

When you are full after a very big meal. And you just sit there...yeah.

"Damn, That was some good food. It got me sittin on swole."

by Konohamaru October 23, 2007

Shitting on Bridges

1. While with a friend(s), observing strangers, you view the person in a highly critical manner. Looking at their clothes, hair, shoes, people they're with, way they are nonverbally communicating, etc. in a critical and usually disapproving way. Thus to gain a fanciful, sophisticated, potentially tragic, back story for the person. Never meant to be said to the subject of focus's face.

2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.

3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.

1. "Last night, at the bar, this girl walked in with her fat boyfriend and, MAN, did we shit on her bridge."

2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"

3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."

by SaucyBitch February 22, 2011

sittin' on the fluff

when your male partner has a lot of pubic hair and you ride him.

"last night I got a rash from sittin' on the fluff."

by Kelsey Kirkpatrick December 18, 2014