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Quantum Singularity

Jesus of Nazareth's genitals
Guy 1: Dude have you seen the video of naked Jesus?

Guy 2: Ya! That is a hardcore quantum singularity!

Guy 1: I want a piece o' that yo!

Guy 2: Dude..Jesus could have anyone. No chance you'd be picked. The quantum singularity is gonna be mine!

Uptight Catholic: Blasphemy! How could you speak of our lord in such a manner! You have condemned yourselves to hell.
by Grimmee March 28, 2009
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Toilet Seat Singularity

A phenomenon commonly seen in the cubicles of cafe and restaurant restrooms, which have a tendency of not having urinals.

Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.

The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.

Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.

Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.

When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
I went to a public restroom today and the whole seat was covered in piss. Realizing that a toilet seat singularity was in play, I decided not to perpetuate the chain and to simply hold it in until I found a cleaner toilet or a urinal elsewhere.
by Fruitfly July 26, 2017
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singultologist

Since I moved here from Boulder, my hiccups have begun to turdify, thanks to the fact that my former resplendant singultologist gave up his practice and began selling nosepons, con sarn it.
by con sarn January 11, 2004
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singurality

The point is a black hole where everything reaches infinite density. In other words, you jumped into a black hole (dumdass) if you aren't dead now (you will be), you would die when you reach the black hole. P.S. There's no sound in space; you don't even to hear her yourself scream.
1. Allen made a bet he he touch the singurality. Now, the dumb bastard is dead.

2. Allen commited suicide himself by jumping the supermassive black hole and touching the singurality. Poor bastard.
by super-person March 12, 2008
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spindly (singular) Spindlies (plural)

Men between the ages of 30 and 38 who are extremely thin,and look like they are 17.
Oh no, our blind dates are spindlies.
by Carolyn Lehman June 27, 2005
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Singular Gay

The name “Ben” is usually a gay person. So a singular gay would be just “Ben” and multiple gays would be “Bens”.
There is that singular gay and his multiple gays”
by OrgasmBattlestar May 28, 2018
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Singularity

Singularity is that song that makes you cum in a minute.
Wowowow I cum so hard when I listen to Singularity!
by BangPdismaopparrr January 8, 2019
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