The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.
Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."
Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
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Get the SIMPLETON mug.a person BEING a female's "braw" , ie: "copping a feel" the glorious tactile shape of the gland/s under the hands pouring gasoline on an otherwise extremely "'flammable' circumstance
the simple glory of this as opposed to the much more challenging (and fraught with bullshit)
'envelopment' of the 'shot'
the simple glory of this as opposed to the much more challenging (and fraught with bullshit)
'envelopment' of the 'shot'
all he wanted was a simple feel, he didn't even care about "pumping shot" !!
he could think of NOTHING more desirable than a simple feel !
hail ! , the simple feel (job) "just ask the blind man! , he 'saw' it ALL !! "
he could think of NOTHING more desirable than a simple feel !
hail ! , the simple feel (job) "just ask the blind man! , he 'saw' it ALL !! "
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FLIGHTREACTS ~ YO THAT'S EXTRASIMPLE WE GOTTA PLAY HIM GUYS
SoLLUMINATI ~ EXTRA SIMPLE YOU BETTER SHOW YOUR FACE NEXT VIDEO OR IM STRIKING YOUR CHANNEL DOWN
YourRAGE ~ EXTRA SIMPLE DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO REMOVE THIS FROM YOUR VIDEO
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YourRAGE ~ EXTRA SIMPLE DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO REMOVE THIS FROM YOUR VIDEO
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Daniella: 'James, it's over'
James; 'But, Daniella, I love you, simple as.'
Daniella: 'I'm sorry, it's over.' (MSN Chat)
James: 'But I love you, simple as!'
James; 'But, Daniella, I love you, simple as.'
Daniella: 'I'm sorry, it's over.' (MSN Chat)
James: 'But I love you, simple as!'
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