silky sally

someone who is trying to be cool or funny but is failing epically.

Tripp: hey look at my cool hat!
Anastasia: stop trying to be cool, ugh, you're such a silky sally!!

by totallyamazeballs May 2, 2017

Australian Silky

(n) The best breed of dog in the world. Small enough to fit in ur bag, and big enough not to be a cat.

Billie-May! Billie-May! Hellllooooo!!!!!!

by slinky October 10, 2004

Silky Johnson

You start masturbating with a little dab of lotion and when you cum you rub the semen into your foreskin, leaving a silky and smooth texture. Until it dries...

I got lonely last night, so I gave myself a Silky Johnson

by Silky Johnson? March 26, 2009

silky lo

Knocking in a golf shot for eagle, and then jerking off on the green.

I need a silky lo on the 18th to shoot 80.

by jatc September 20, 2008

Silky Terrior

A sexual technique that will forever change how you perceive your girlfriend.

I was gonna marry her until I heard she did the silky terrior with Jamison.

by FattyCupcakes August 24, 2009

silky pancake

while you are making a pancake breakfast, have a girl give you a sloppy, wet blowjob while pouring syrup in her sphincter. when you are about to finish, take the pancake wrap it around your penis then insert it in the girls vagina come all over the pancake take it out and have the girl eat it

After a intense night of intercourse, Jim decided to treat Marie to a silky pancake in the morning

by Cick February 26, 2010

Silky chicken

Raw chicken that has been wrapped in plastic and is for sale at safeway

I unwrapped the raw silky chicken breast and rolled the silkyness in the bread crumbles

by Jordan 54545 May 7, 2007