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Sidewalk Salsa

When you walk up to someone on the sidewalk and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.
"Why are you late?"
"I got stuck doing the sidewalk salsa."
by Connie LaBelle January 18, 2015
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sideways hokey pokey

"damn that chick is hot, i'd do the sideways hokey pokey with her all night long."
by bernsy February 27, 2008
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sidewalk cred

What you get when you try really hard to look or sound cool, but it doesn't quite work. You're trying to get street cred, but you're unsuccessful and wind up with only sidewalk cred.
Martha Stewart quoted Jayzee on her show yesterday, earning some sidewalk cred.
by BigMacUSNA91 January 22, 2008
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sideways soup

An ammount of liqour that will send you sideways!
Usually denotes inebriation.
"Did you see Reggie last night, he fell through the picture window...obviously he had inbibed far too many SIDEWAYS SOUPS"

"Yo, I got SIDEWAYS SOUPS fo ma crunkshow."

"Sir, could I please have a SIDESWAYS SOUP."

"I'm so thirsty, yet all I can think about is SIDEWAYS SOUPS."

"After a rousing game of golf, the boys gathered on the 19th hole for several rounds of SIDEWAYS SOUP."

"As he rolled through the roadblock the policeman asked him, "Have you had anything to drink tonight? He replied, "None sir, just several SIDEWAYS SOUPS".

"When the husband comes home late at night, his wife asked him, "You've been drinking way too much tonight, honey!" He replied, "No, sweetie, I only had a couple of SIDEWAYS SOUPS"

"Sideways soups, "The drink you don't have to count."

"As the golfer aced the 14th hole at his local course, he advised the course marshall that he'd be buying several rounds of sideways soups at the clubhouse"

"The aspiring UBC engineer challenged himself and his stomach by attempting to drink 40 sideways soups.

"As I approached the Communion altar, the Priest offered me bread and said, "The body of Christ". Soon after, another Priest came along and said, "The SIDEWAYS SOUP of CHRIST". That saint shot back the wine with vigour.

"As Tom Brady and the New England Patriots rushed triumphantly off the field after winning yet another Super Bowl, the media asked him, "What are you gonna do now, Tom? He said, "Me have SIDEWAYS SOUP in Super Bowl, then take Super Bowl to Disneyland."

"As Roberto Luongo skated off the ice after his 5th straight shut-out, the media asked him, "To What do you attribute to your success?". He answered, "While, the 18 SIDEWAYS SOUPS have made double-vision a goalie's best friend".

"On Christmas, our family no longer leaves milk and cookies for Santa. Instead we leave SIDEWAYS SOUP...and plenty of em'!

"I got nothing, but D's until I tasted my first SIDEWAYS SOUP. All I can say is the they changed my life. "Now it's nothing, but A's."

"My date looked much better after several SIDEWAYS SOUP."
by Ellis Family January 1, 2007
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sideways

Off-target, wrong, or undesirable effect.
We were going to have a great night. We had three kegs of beer, enough guns and ammo to occupy a small country, and a little thermite (just for fun). That's when everything went sideways.
by Carlton Lassiter July 28, 2012
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Sidewalk Fucked

The act of being unintentionally forced(fucked) off a sidewalk while walking with a group of people or when a person traveling in the opposite direction towards you doesn't move and you have to jump out of the way to avoid them .
A bunch of Asians just sidewalk fucked me into a tree.

She's sidewalk fucking bitches left and right.
by John Muledher February 17, 2010
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sidewalk shuffle

sidewalk shuffle

the awkward dance that results when two people approach each other from opposite directions, each attempts to move out of the other's way, and both end up moving in the same direction. Often followed by further ungainly movement, apologies, and awkward laughter.
Ugh, I just ran into Prof. Smith in the hall and we did the sidewalk shuffle. It was so awkward.
by english15 July 22, 2009
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