leaning sideways

Take a whiff of this satori, it'll have you leaning sideways with a single hit.
by sanctum666 November 10, 2013
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sideways screwdriver

When you stick your penis in their ass and and they turn vertically so that your dick is being twisted and then pull out as a screwdriver would then insert the penis into their mouth to screw back in the screw.
Wow Mary really got that sideways screwdriver when he put it in her mouth twice eh?
by Uncle.playboi November 09, 2017
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Sideways Taco

A term for a vagina with large, flapping labia majora.
Mios Dios! That sideways taco is enough to feed all the king's horses and all the king's men!
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scissor sideways

A sexual position where the woman is on her side with her legs scissored out and the man is hitting the bearded orifice in a doggie variation.
It was quite a sesh. We did it cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, scissor sideways and finally Kobe-style.
by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004
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Sideways Shuffle

A dance you must enact in order to maneuver around the apparently deaf person that doesn't hear you say excuse me. This person must be sitting in a chair that is scooted all the way out to the wall, leaving less than half a foot to move through.
Damn, I had to do the sideways shuffle to get around that dumb bitch in physics class!
by Aflip February 05, 2010
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Sideways Shenanigans

Having sex on your side in the "spooning" position.
by s0c0 April 29, 2009
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going sideways

All these crazy politics make me feel like I'm going sideways.
by Eddieboe February 21, 2019
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