Siamese Dick

When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.

Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?

Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.

by MerpyMoo August 30, 2016

Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...

Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.

by Simple Jack duh April 9, 2016

Siamese Express

It's when 6 or more guys put their pee-pees in eachothers b-holes, until the last guy does it.

Come on brothers, I'm gonna teach you a new wrestling move called the Siamese Express.

by cgenson190273 May 28, 2018

Siamese Dick

When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.

My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.

by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020

siamese dykes

An awful prank gone wrong; Siamese dykes originate from 2 lesbians that end up stuck together via a strap on and super glue.

Olga and Justina became Siamese dykes today. I'm so happy I bought that super glue.

by pitsburgh101 August 5, 2016

Siamese Sandwich

Another set of terms for the buttocks.

"OMG! Gordilia just caught another flaming combat boot upside the inside of her Siamese Sandwich!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023

Siamese handshake

Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.

Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.

by It's not broken July 6, 2018