Siamese Dick

When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.

My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.

by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020

siamese dykes

An awful prank gone wrong; Siamese dykes originate from 2 lesbians that end up stuck together via a strap on and super glue.

Olga and Justina became Siamese dykes today. I'm so happy I bought that super glue.

by pitsburgh101 August 5, 2016

Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...

Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.

by Simple Jack duh April 9, 2016

Siamese Schwinn

A tandem bicycle

Look at that couple riding on their Siamese Schwinn

Man, I wanna go on a bike ride, but I only have a Siamese Schwinn and no one to ride it with :(

by ireallydontcareabootit August 16, 2015

Siamese Lightsaber Battle

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.

Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Siamese Sandwich

Another set of terms for the buttocks.

"OMG! Gordilia just caught another flaming combat boot upside the inside of her Siamese Sandwich!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023

siamese word

synonym of "polyseme" -- a word (or phrase) with more than one (in the case of a siamese word, typically two) meanings

My favorite siamese word is the word loochie!

Loochie:

definition 1 - variation of "loot," meaning cash, display of wealth (through material objects, including cars, clothes, accessories, etc.)

definition 2 - (portmanteau of "lychee" and "coochie": lychee - tropical fruit native to southern China, coochie - vagina); female genitalia of a desirable smell and/or taste (typically of lychee)

by bubbamama June 19, 2008