Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Also, the eyes are the groin of the head.

Guy A: “Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

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Salmon Shute

a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.

pwhoar did you smell her slippery salmon shute

by felixg123 March 11, 2010

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TILT THE SHUTE

For a lady to place her bottom on a pillow with her knee's drawn up to her chest after a bit of "hows your father".

Me and the wife are trying for a baby at the moment.

Lastnight after I had tipped my concrete I told her to "tilt the shute" for maximum effect.

by Supercan_1 March 6, 2009

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Shluter

1. To take a massive dump after arriving home from school.

WOW mom, I need to go take a huge Shluter! Listen in for the plop drop action!

Man oh Man, my Shluter was so HUGE i'm suffering from post-pardon depression!

by Beaner Basher October 23, 2005

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shruthy

An amazing person to be with. Loves animals. Kind, crazy, selfless, funny, intelligent, and pretty.

Girl 1: Is Shruthy coming?
Girl 2 : Yeah.
Girl 1: Yay!

by Nimueforever February 4, 2018

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Shrut

Someone you can trust with a huge secret, he’s gonna forget in anyways ;one who thinks every problem has one solution: alcohol. But when alcohol isn’t on the table, he’ll always be there for you.

We had a real Shrut session last Monday.

by bshah March 27, 2019

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