Shitillionaire

A person who -- recession or not -- manages to have a shit-ton of money.

"I'd drop out of Harvard too if I knew I could be a shitillionaire like Bill Gates."

by mariokartracer March 18, 2009

shimitting

simultaneous rapid anal feacal evacuation and violent oral ejection of stomach contents.

Dear Sir, I cannot come into work today as i have been shimitting all night. I think i ate a dodgy kebab after all those pints

by bruxia November 2, 2010

Shitinist

One who defecates in abundance.

...dis mark da fif time I try ta use da damn crappa, never damn time I go in there, Jamal be sittin' on the shitter. He da shitinist ma fucker I ever seen.

by Boph Yall January 17, 2011

shitature

Good literature to read while taking a shit.

Let's put some good shitature in our bathroom, so we can read while taking a shit.

by Shawis2funforGG February 23, 2011

Shit it up

When a redneck or redneck family moves to a different area with their broken down vehicles, couches on the porch, toilets in the yard, etc.

The people next door just moved in, it didn't take long for them to shit it up.

by sturgy March 28, 2015

Shitical Mass

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.

"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."

by Seven Day Mile May 12, 2015

shiticules

The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.

This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.

by 12309284092380498ljklfjaslkdfl March 6, 2017