dirty shitbird

Someone who screws you over for a cheap fuck

That dirty shitbird left me at the bar for a cheap 10 dollar hooker!!

by Peterbilt1 March 10, 2014

Shitbird

An elected official such as Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) who jets off to a Mexican beach resort while millions of his constituents suffer in sub freezing temperatures with no electricity, gas, or water.

During the extreme winter weather event of February 2022, Sen. Cruz jetted off to Cancun with his family for a warm beach retreat while millions of his constituents were literally freezing to death. Meanwhile his competitor for the seat, Beto O’Rourke ran a phone bank conducting welfare checks on vulnerable citizens. Ted Cruz is a shitbird.

by Blue Texas February 18, 2021

shizbiscuit

1)something cool;great or wonderful
2)a substitute for shiz

1)Yo man, that car is the shizbiscuit
2)The stupid dog shizzed on the floor again

by holly man November 3, 2006

shitwise

having vast knowledge of random trivia, with an implication of posessing little practical knowledge

She's so shitwise, she always wins at trivial pursuit.

by Noelle of Avalon September 22, 2005

shitfister

One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit

That Underwood is a real shitfister

by gek of Arabia October 9, 2004

shitbird

More specific than just an asshole, douchebag, dickhead, etc., a shitbird is someone who is extremely selfish, entitled, and narcissistic, and does ONLY what is most convenient for THEM, with absolutely no regard for how it makes other people's lives worse and fucks up the social order. They believe that ALL rules, laws, and social conventions are inherently oppressive, and rebel against all authority simply for the sake of rebelling against authority, even when said authority is 100% reasonable. The shitbird's life philosophy is "My enjoyment above all", and frequently say "You're not the boss of me/You can't tell me what to do!". They do things like drive recklessly, cut in lines, throw trash wherever they want, and whatever else they feel like, with no guilt whatsoever. They think "freedom" means "complete anarchy". Other words for shitbird are "libertine" and "sociopath". Like pigeons who shit all over a statue, the shitbird just likes to shit all over everything, and leave other, decent people to clean up their messes.

People who didn't follow mask and vaccine mandates during the COVID pandemic, because their own personal comfort took priority over not killing people in their vicinity with a deadly virus, are shitbirds.

by q359 July 24, 2023

shitbitchfuckingasshole

Said very fast, when you get extremly pissed off quickly or get suddently hurt, in most cases when you jam your hand in a door.

shitbitchfuckingasshole, I just got hit in the head with a tennis racket! i hate you alex.

by LAUREN TOLOCZKO January 2, 2008