shelby

a fat rug muching mush mort has a fat ass and a dirty face thinks she is the most sexiest girl in the world when really she is a dirty huge fat mush mort..

lives at number 16 shelby

by john5544 September 10, 2011

Shelby

A flat chested ugly stripper (pole dancer). It is recommended that you wash your sheets after smanging (smash + banging) this rare beast. Be careful where you leave your wallet with this one, ultra-sound techs and strippers can't be trusted.

David: I just got smanging that girl shelby. I think she took my wallet.
Jake: You mean that flat chested stripper we picked up last night?
David: Yeah, I had to wash my sheets.

by jolly roger69 March 27, 2011

Shelby

slut

"your a slut, you had sex at a party." yet shelby is the one who gets with 3 guys in one week.

by flankyy October 2, 2011

Shelby

1) A girl who has a big nose and or a mustache. Dresses as if were in the 50's and smells like a fucking queef coming out of a smelly-fat-retarded-fuck from wal-mart.

2)A fat girl who loves drama and tries to tell her your secrets and yells them across class. Also has fucked up teeth.

1) Man tht shelby is kickin on her lip and she smells hella bad.

2) Shelby is gay and has fucked up teeth and know one cares about her drama cause she stinks like rotten eggs.

by papa pp May 27, 2008

shelby

a very immature girl that still plays with barbies but yet has a awsome brother

dont be such a shelby........gosh

by Dan Parrigin February 15, 2009

Shelbi

A cute Drucken stupid funny little fuck that loves skittles and loves hot kids named James.

Shelbi is fuckin wasted pasted out on the floor

by Shelbi McGorry January 13, 2008

Shelby

THE BEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET IN YOUR LIFE. OMFG SHE IS SO HOT. SHE'S USUALLY AROUND 5'2 AND CHANGES HER HAIR COLOR A LOT. YOU'LL WANT TO HiT THAT. MORE THAN FOUR TIMES.

OmfggZ dId you SeE thAt ShelbByyYy. I wAnnA bAngG hEr SoooOoOoO00o baDdd!!1!11!

by pussycunt July 16, 2008