shed-dragger 

those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!

Shouting "you fucking shed-dragger!!" at anyone dragging a shed.

shed-dragger by Skinuss May 16, 2008

Shed girl 

A girl who gets so drunk, that she sleeps in a shed

Holly: Last night I got so drunk I slept in a shed, I am such a mess
Andrew: No you're not, you're a shed girl!!!

Shed girl by Dr ifor Sloth April 11, 2013

shed girl 

A girl that lives in a shed that inadvertently becomes subject for a drug addicts lust for sexual gratification.

A girl that lives in the garage of someone else's property that allows indecent activities due to deep desire for illegal drugs.

Who are you dating? I hope its not the shed girl type.

Can't bring a shed girl home to mama.

They scrapped enough cans today to hopefully get lucky with the shed girl.

shed girl by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 6, 2018

shed dragging bastard 

those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!

shout "shed dragging bastard!!" wenever you see one
nb: can generally cause offence to the 'shed dragging bastards'

shed dragging bastard by Skinuss May 17, 2008

shed a tear for Nelson 

VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee

Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson

shed a tear for Nelson by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005

shed load 

An immense amount - possible derived from the amount you can get in a shed - or the description of the amount of crap that covers the road (almost specifically designed to kill motorcyclists) when a lorry sheds its load.
Originally heard as Royal Marines slang.

"What do you fancy doing tonight?"

"I dunno, but Bomber has got a fucking shed load of vodka in his fridge and Sally has just got a copy of the porn movie she starred in"

"I'll get the coke!"

shed load by Hammy the Fisk May 28, 2008

Shed Some Blood On The Situation 

A variation on the phrase, shed some light on the situation. To point out the negative aspects in a situation. These aspects may or may not be obvious. The one who sheds the blood, or the shedder, might be trying to educate people to the facts or just be a douche. No matter the intentions, nine times out of ten, the shedder comes off as a douche.

Alan: Hey guys I got accepted into Princeton!

Greg: Nice! Way to go man.

Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.

Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.

Shed Some Blood On The Situation by It Was Written June 16, 2010