faggy shaggy

When a male receives an erection inside a shower full of men.

Wrestler 1 " Hey, I think someone's poking me!"

Wrestler 2 " I think it's just your imagination."

Wrestler 1 (turns around) "NO IT'S NOT! YOU HAVE A faggy shaggy!!!!"

Wrestler 2 " Look, I can explain this..."

Wrestler 3 " There's nothing to explain you got a faggy shaggy!"

Wrestler 2 (running out of shower, crying) "What gives you the right to judge me?!?"

by Mr. Peyote March 05, 2011

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Sad Shaggy

The feeling of sexual frustration when you go on a date with a hot British gal and don’t have sex

I went on a date last night with this gorgeous gal, we went to her place to hang out and that was it. I left feeling like a sad shaggy

by Dynamo0602 August 11, 2020

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shaggy basket

a nasty droopy cunt.
also can be a adjective to desrcibe a person who acts like a nasty cunt

Chris is a shaggy basket for parking in the back of the damn parking lot when it rains!

by The Great Highcockski January 03, 2005

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shaggy chad

When you shave your pubes pre-sex and sprinkle them on her as youre cuming.

My girlpriend and I were going at it, luckily i was ready to shaggy chad

by tommy dog November 16, 2010

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shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.

Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

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