Dead Serious

To be completely serious; not joking.

Suzie: You don't have an ass.
Sally: Stop lying.
Suzie: I'm dead serious.

by BellaW January 4, 2009

Are you serious?

A question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. It is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.

total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.

Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question

Hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.

Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.

Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?

Bush: Are you serious?

by Randoni April 6, 2009

severus

A really nice man who was prejudged because it looked like he was doing the broom jinx on harry potter but he was doing a counter-curse (HINT HINT HARRY)

Severus Snape is awesome

by Urban Dictionary Word Girl August 6, 2016

Are you serious right now?!

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.

Husband: "Hey sweetie... you in the mood for some lovin?"

Wife: "Are you serious right now?!"

by mello yello October 1, 2009

Albus Severus

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasly's child. A clever, yet strange mixture of the two great wizards Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.

Harry and Ginny saw young Albus Severus off

by Shannnnnnon August 9, 2007

not that serious

Used when telling someone to calm down. Usually when they are over-reacting.

Chia: My god these fake gucci bags look too fake!! I won't be able to sell these for full price.
Jay: It's not that serious.

by Domexicano March 17, 2005

Severus Snape

That hot, dark looking professer who is hated by all and all are hated by him!

Snape: I want to spank you
Harry: Oh My!

by Helen August 29, 2003