sergeant flounder

A potent strain of Canabis Indica derived in the East bay of California.

"Damn that sergeant flounder makes me want to ghost ride the whip while shaking my dreads brah-brah!!!"

by Mikey Treese June 26, 2006

sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass)

1.One who acts stupid. 2. One who acts extremely homosexual.

Who's Sgt. pumpass over there? Shut up sgt.pumpass!

by matt November 4, 2003

Sergeant Peppers Michigan U

right when your about to cum in a girls face and she has her mouth is wide open you turn around quickly and shit in her mouth

Guy 1" Dude my girl friend is such a bitch good thing i Michigan Ued her last night".
Guy 2 " pulled the old Sergeant peppers Michigan U on her duuuude nice ".

by Sgt.Peppers Bs December 7, 2009

squat sergeant

Slang for a gay person. They are called this because they are professionals at squatting on dicks.

Tim is such a fucking squat sergeant that he's going to have to wear diapers by the time he's 40.

by PapaBear5 July 11, 2016

Drill Sergeant

A gay male who is the sex rag doll of the local community. Typically one who lives to get drilled in the ass.

Mike did you run into Chad yesterday?

No I didn’t but I walked by his house and heard utter screams of pain from his window I think Gary was over again.

Chad was probably being a drill sergeant again

by Gary Gravels September 11, 2018

soft boiled sergeant

Sex Move

One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.

The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.

Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.

John: Oh, what happened?

Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant

by HamletPie July 19, 2011

Sergeant Rosati

When you jerk yourself off with chocolate pudding.

Martin: "Damn Marc what's that brown stuff all over your pants?"
Marc: "I just gave myself a Sergeant Rosati."
Martin: "So that's where my snack pack went."

by TheBafflerKing February 6, 2010