Seahorsed

When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.
Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.
by Clibbz June 19, 2019
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Daddy Seahorse

When a gay bottom purges the semen out of a their ass after having anal sex.
That was fun, now I gotta go Daddy Seahorse your load out of me.
by zackofballs January 05, 2024
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retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different
Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him
by Marshallg1 June 05, 2023
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upper seahorse

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.
Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.
by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011
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Seahorse

The most epic sauciest guy to ever exist he has a fantastic sense of humour and finds playing pranks and jokes on people his favourite hobby he is kind to everyone including people who don’t deserve his kindness aka fat thing he likes to say ARGHHHHHHHHH and is in love with his best friend! To have a seahorse in your life is a great honour and should not be taken for granted :)
Friend: “don’t touch my car
Seahorse: “I do what I want
by Seadevil August 20, 2021
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Seahorse

"Yea Jeremy's a seahorse. His girlfriend pegs him."
by Sushimutt December 13, 2023
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Seahorse

noun
Banwagons & groupies who copy the influential.
by zJakkies March 24, 2022
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