by Bicycle99 August 26, 2025
Get the North Atlantic SeaHorsemug. A hypothetical scenario in which a man gives birth through his penis so that his woman doesn't have to go through childbirth, similar to the way in which a male seahorse carries a female seahorse's child in nature. A man who is willing to seahorse for his significant other must truly love them due to the likely excruciating pain that is almost as bad as being punched in the balls.
Adam loves Dasha so much that he is seahorsing for her so that he can bear the pain of childbirth in her place (or at least that's what he said since I don't think that's actually physically possible.
by Cumboideluxepaypig November 6, 2023
Get the Seahorsingmug. Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?
Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020
Get the Crusty seahorsemug. by PnCts88 November 8, 2019
Get the Salty seahorsemug. The most epic sauciest guy to ever exist he has a fantastic sense of humour and finds playing pranks and jokes on people his favourite hobby he is kind to everyone including people who don’t deserve his kindness aka fat thing he likes to say ARGHHHHHHHHH and is in love with his best friend! To have a seahorse in your life is a great honour and should not be taken for granted :)
by Seadevil August 20, 2021
Get the Seahorsemug. U a mf seahorse
by zJakkies March 24, 2022
Get the Seahorsemug. by Sushimutt December 12, 2023
Get the Seahorsemug.