sluchy

The "food" served at a college dining hall.

You guys wanna head down to the dining commons for some sluchy?

by Chewy59 November 8, 2006

scunch

To plug your pooper in any way possible when a toilet is nowhere to be found, or in order to keep from shitting your pants in public. Mostly done by clenching with the buttocks and, in the event of a prairie dog, sitting on the heel of your foot in an attempt to shove it back up your bum.

Albert: "Man I really gotta poo."
Mick: "Scunch it, man. Scunch it like you mean it."
Albert:"I don't know if I can scunch it until we find a rest stop."
Mick: "Then sit on your heel."
Albert: "Thanks bro."

by Scunchmeister November 29, 2011

Schuchardt

Crashing into a solid object face first.

He schuchardted the tree.

by wanksta December 13, 2003

suchadumbass

suchadumbass (n.)- A combination of the words "such" and "dumbass" usually slurred together into one, mess of a word.

"God. That guy who thought of that definition is suchadumbass."

by zeeohsix February 7, 2009

scouching

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.

Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.

by pimaconfit April 21, 2018

Schuch

A term referring to a Schuchman.

Man, I’d really like to Schuch-kebab that girl with my friend Michael.

by JMOLOL June 17, 2018

Such A Good Boy

When Lead Bagger tells you you're a good boy, but you impress him so much that you become SUCH a good boy. Big difference btw.

Me: *does nothing*
Lead Bagger: *shakes head in amazement* "Oh SUCH a good boy!"
Me: "Thank you so much bud!"

by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021