Screenshot jobber

That one person in your organisation or friends circle who obsessively takes screenshots of your social media posts and sends them to others out of context to spread hate stories about you.

That stupid Wynser is such a screenshot jobber. He keeps sending my screenshots to the boss!

by Nuttyprof99 July 6, 2024

Screenshot Pokémon

Screenshot Pokémon is a game made up from about a year ago i played with my friends online. You play by sending screenshots (perferably funny ones, keep it fun.) and basically take turns doing it. if you run out of screenshots (or pictures) take a run to google. (Abbreviation: SSP.)

(please dont take this down)

"hey bitch wanna play Screenshot Pokémon?"
"hell yeah, ill start."

by givemeafuckingname November 13, 2021

Screenshot

The act of projectile vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.

Josh was so fucked up last night, I had to leave after he ran to the bathroom and screenshotted.

by Dissociaviation May 23, 2021

Screenshot

When you slap the butt cheek and the face cheek simultaneously

Hey May, how was your date last night?
It was alright, he screenshotted me

by CactusSmactus November 20, 2020

to screenshot

to make a video of what you are doing on your computer using screenshots

I am going to screenshot the activity.

Mary screenshoted the exercise for her team mates.

by chalfaouat January 31, 2010

Screenshot Sweats

(skrin ʃɑt swɛts)

When a risky text you've sent gets screenshotted by the recipient.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:

Sweating
An overwhelming sense of regret
Chronic group chat checking
Severe social scrutiny

In severe cases a new identity may be necessary.

Man 1: I've got the screenshot sweats

Man 2: I saw her finsta post! Do you really think that about women and minorities??

Man 1: It was a joke!

by Ribcage_Tickler April 6, 2020