Scotland

Outnumbered n owned by the independent junkies, then there’s a massive gang of goths n emo’s you’ll find them at McDonald’s 4 corners watch they don’t slash you but, everyone’s always up for a scrap, get the junkies for a jump in, Fuck England

Person 1:You ever been to Scotland

Person 2: Aye mate am far there want a line??

by 211mertin112 August 4, 2019

Scotland

A country which all the people living there are over proud, when really there is nothing to be proud of.

oo im from scotland an i hate the english and we are the best country in the world.

by fesfe February 25, 2007

Scotland

The homeland of the junkies, neds and pedos of the world. It was once voted the most beautiful country in the world (for some reason?). The capital of scotland is Edinburgh.

"Where are you from"
"Im from Scotland"

by Happnin555 October 4, 2018

Scotland

Small grey country, full of greasy, bitter, uncultured scum. Construct an identity for themselves as 'tough', despite being a nation of wife beaters, and talk about little else but their perceived superiority to the English. Small penis, much?

"I love my country, and I love my buck-toothed, car-thieving, Buckfast-drinking thick-as-pig-shit countrymen. Go Scotland!"

by Dennis Hopper December 9, 2008

Scotland

The best thing to come out of Scotland?
The train to London.

Scotland is a tiny place where no man wantsa to go and most do whats right and leave. :D

aha.

by Claire Galvin May 19, 2007

Scotland

Some fucking cold rock above England that thinks it's better than every one. The only thing it's really known for is man skirts and willy from the Simpsons. Not as good as England.

Person 1: hey I'm going to Scotland

Person 2: what the fuck is a Scotland.

Person 1: it's the man skirt place

Person 2: oh....THAT place

by British empire gang December 28, 2019

Scotland

anything and everything;
it's a way of life.

throw up that Scotland, nigga!

by Beefy Beefcake-stirous April 19, 2009