Schweppes

A disease of the scrotum that takes various forms and sizes depending on the afflicted (rash, warts, foreign-accents, crawling/biting/stinging sensations, testicle enlargement, obesity, resting bitch face, diarrhea, etc.).

There are 4 stages of this disease. Stage 3 is terminal, but if Stage 4 is reached, you will live and receive a Krispy Kreme travel mug. It is unknown how this is contracted, but Amish believe it comes from sitting on unclean toilet seats.

Jesse: "Hey, Todd! You wanna go on a run?"
Todd: "Can't. I have Schweppes. I'm afraid if I go running my scrotum will burst open."
Jesse: "Bummer."

by Jephty December 15, 2020

schwapped

adj. Describes the puffy yoked appearance of a person, place, or thing that has suddenly exploded in appearance.

Holy Fuck your friend is schwapped! What have they been eating?

by Lord Lucas V June 2, 2022

Schweppes Soda Water

A phrase to describe something cool.

Example: “Wow I just did a 360 no-scope, that’s Schweppes Soda Water.”

by Pinchwig July 25, 2022

schmepped

to hit someone in the head or defeating them in a game

wow bro i sure schmepped that guy hard yesterday

by schmepperoni November 28, 2023

schweezed

The painful yet stimulating process of squeezing the clytoris till it pops like a bubble.

Jenny was wanting the ultimate pleasure so I schweezed her.

by Schweezy Smith December 24, 2006

Schwepps

To Schwepps it/To bottle it

"Schweppes": Yes mate, so I was chirpsing this bird, and you know, me and her.... and shit was goin down and..

Andy: So did you shag her then?

"Schweppes": er...nah man nah but...

Andy: you schwepps'd it then, you Schwepps

by JBenHurr March 5, 2009

Schwerpes

A horrible medical condition that arose in mid 2009.
This condition exists when a paitient has both of the following;
Swine Flu
Herpes

Results in coughing, sneezing, itching, rash, and others.

Dude, I just got schwerpes.
Sweet you brought us slurpies?
Nah bro,the schwerpes.... It's itching so bad.
Dude that sucks.

by Px3 December 30, 2009