Schulered

When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).

After a night of drinking and partying:

Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?

Ric: No problem.

The next day upon entry into the bathroom:

Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!

by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007

Schlepp

Verb: To carry

Can you believe that old man takes his boat apart every year at the waterfall and has to schlepp it up and down that treacherous hill ?

by Stevananda June 25, 2019

Jumbo Schleechum

Jumbo Schleechum is a slang term used to describe the physical and habitual characteristics of a large, nasty, smelly, hairy, whorish, mammoth of a woman. A Jumbo schleechum is not as bad as a Yetti but far worse than your average band nerd.

I got drunk at this redneck bar in the middle of no where. When i woke the next morning, I had a phone number in my pocket. I called the number and the person on the other end sounded like a man and here name was Bosefis. This woman, Bosefis, could quite possibly, and most definetely be a Jumbo Schleechum.

by Fatzak and Taylor May 11, 2006

schlebbi

a schlebbi is a numskull who hasnt really done anything wrong but deserves a beating for it.

"what ya nicking me pen for ya 'schlebbi'"

by jonny veeza September 15, 2006

schlemiel

yiddish term
basically means a dope, a fuckup
similar to schmuck

"that guy's such a schlemiel."
"yeah, what a posterchild for abortion."

by sismit April 27, 2003

schleg

When the man's scrotum gets hot and sweaty, it makes it quite sticky. This causes it to stick to the side of a mans leg, which is known as a schelg For Example:

"Oh man" A said to B on the hot summer day, "This schlegs really irritating me..." *Stands up and tries to discreetly seperate scrotum from side of leg*, "Aaaaah thats better"

by Charleston October 27, 2007

schleem

Noun - Weed

Verb - To get high; to smoke or ingest weed

“Yo, did you take my schleem?”

“Yo, I’m so schleemed right now.”

by schleemer01 October 14, 2019