Schrodinger's Crime

An act that may or may not be illegal dependant on the presence or absence of Law Enforcement

Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"

(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"

by JustExplainHappy February 23, 2022

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Schrodinger's ninja

A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.

I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!

by Vinderex July 8, 2020

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Schrodinger's Preetika

In quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Preetika is someone who is both in a relationship and out of a relationship. This means that depending on the quantum state, their relationship status changes.

Have you heard about Becky and Ryan? They really are Schrodinger's Preetika the way they keep breaking up and getting back together.

by Shreep April 13, 2022

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schrodinger's spoiler

A schrodinger's spoiler is when a reference to a spoiler or joke is made but the context won't be realized or the content won't otherwise be spoiled until it's no longer a spoiler.

Me: I don't think he'll get the TPS report joke completely unless he's seen The Mandalorian Chapter 15.

Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.

Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.

by Stonebleeds December 19, 2020

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