Schrodinger's Funny

An online post made with humorous intent, which only stays up depending on the joke's performance.

This Urban Dictionary definition is an example of Schrodinger's Funny.

If you ever unironically use Schrodinger's Funny on a sentence you probably log off for the day.

by bigsemily October 14, 2022

schrodingers cumsock

Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.

Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.

Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.

by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020

Schrodinger's Crime

An act that may or may not be illegal dependant on the presence or absence of Law Enforcement

Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"

(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"

by JustExplainHappy February 23, 2022

Schrodinger's Hookup

When you wake up next to a really unattractive person, but the degree of intoxication for both parties was so high that there is uncertainty about whether or not you had sex.

I heard you had sex with pig last night.
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!

by Exert March 14, 2021

Schrodinger's Imbecile

People that have an complex mind function and are capable to express profound philosophy or knowledge, but also the most stupid things and jokes. At same time. You only will be able to differentiate at the moment them open their mouth and say something... Which can be an utmost reflection very useful and pertinent, or a completely stupid bullshit or even a completely stupid bullshit that can express an useful thought.

He's a schrodinger's imbecile. You will never know what can come from what he will say.

by Gordão August 30, 2023

Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

Schrodinger's shutdown

During a government shutdown, the government doesn't have the money to provide services or pay its employees, but citizens still have taxes taken from their paycheck.

"Wait, the national park is closed? Where the hell did 30% of my paycheck go?"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"

by Sonicpanda January 25, 2019