schlong dong silver

The condition wich becomes a man as he ages and his pubic hair turns grey.

I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.

by B1BrealBu June 6, 2018

schlongpoofa

A car exhaust pipe which ken called a schlongpoofa in an episode of Barbie life in the dream house

Barbie: YOU GOT ME A GOLDEN SCHLONGPOOFA
Ken: yes I did

by Jellybean0807 June 8, 2019

schlongdidong

a big penis that i like to suck on

oh wow your boyfriend has a really big schlongdidong

by cocks are very daddy February 15, 2022

Schlong

Pronounced : Shi-long

1)Commonly used as a term to describe someone with a large penis, similliar to that of a horse.

2) A hot-dog shop in New York (my friend got a t-shirt from there, it has a picture of a hot dog and says "Schlongs Hot-dogs. If it isnt 12 inches it is'nt a Schlong")

Example 1)
Person 1: "Smeagle! put that Schlong away brother!"

Person 2: "Cousin thats one big Schlong!"

Example 2) My friends t-shirt from the hot-dog shop

by Jim Bow A Kim Bow February 26, 2009

schlongboard

a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.

I rode down the street on my schlongboard

by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009

Schmogerty

Possessed of a looseness of manner that others find attractive.

Having mad swagger.

"Dude may be ancient and kind of a sell-out, but Ice-T is still schmogerty as hell."

by Servant of the Shadows October 22, 2011

schlonged

Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.

The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016