schmalstieg

a small trek.

Meghan: "Hey, wanna go on a hike?"

Laura: "How about a schmalstieg?"

by alphagenius June 23, 2012

schmagnum

A tough, thin film that forms on the surface of geletin (Jello) when left sitting in the refrigerator for too long.

He could tell the geleting was old because of the schmagnum.

by zantern July 18, 2008

schalaxed

the relaxation that comes during a really good hookah smoking session. Your tongue is too relaxed to say anything properly.

"Girl, I am so schalaxed right now that a total babe could walk through that door and I wouldn't even notice."

by cwunderkind March 21, 2009

Schalton

#1, 'nough said

wow hes a Schalton, I wish I could be like him.

by alpha7dog11 May 1, 2010

Schmackin

Performing at optimum condition.

Whenever Chelsea was with it she was really schmackin!

by Dew Pictures April 30, 2013

Schmackin Dingers

Slang for hitting home runs, or saying you want to play some baseball.

" Hey bronx you wanna go out schmackin dingers?"

" Forsure dude lets go"

by Mattonic January 6, 2018

Schmackers

A term referring to a pair of female breasts. It is most commonly used to describe those with a visibly low center of mass as a result of age or braless lifestyle.

Synonyms: "Floppy Knockers", "Swangin' Tatties"

Fred: "Did you see Susan's schmackers?"
Steve: "See'em? I can hear them from here?"

by djmattyice July 3, 2018