schmack

Smackdown given by anyone whose last name starts with sch

That dude Schmid just laid down some wicked schmack!

by dave27705 May 8, 2008

schmanke

THE best thing ever made in existance its a word you use when something is incredibly amazingly super awesome or when someone is freakin METAL!!!!!!!

that kid is so schmanke

by the schmanke June 21, 2011

schmeckel

A jewish penis freckel

Jhonny pulled his pants down to reveal his schmeckel

by Pal Penis March 24, 2007

schmack

- What you say to a girl when you are horny and are loving that ass.

*Girrrrrrrrrrlllllllll! You are soooooooo faw-ine! Come over here and let me schmack that ass!!! Whhaaaaaaaaat! MMM-mmm!

by FineAssFloridian May 13, 2005

schmacko

A person who tans so much they look like beef jerky.

"holy fuck, that mole needs to get out of the sun. she looks like a schmacko"

by dooooooooooooooood. April 28, 2009

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

<i>wackity schmackity doo!</i>

by TattooZoo January 4, 2009

Schmeckl

Noun: An uptight, anal teenager that acts very much like a man in his 30s

Verb: to act like a schmeckl

Adj: being like a schmeckl

Adv: (Schmecklishly) doing something as a schmeckl would

Nick is such a schmeckl.

Did you see Nick at the show? He schmeckled all over the place!

Stop being so schmeckl, Nick.

Nick walked down the street rather schmecklishly.

by ajaxthegreat April 11, 2009