by Good Samratarin October 31, 2020

by Fearless Fraizer March 31, 2016

Lounging around not doing much.
by jakes_son99 June 3, 2009

Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.
Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.
by shh-long June 26, 2003

What Hillary Clinton got
by burstingspace April 4, 2016

by DirkSmallwood April 21, 2016

P1: "Whoa Betty-Lou, your hands are cold don't touch my schlong."
P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"
P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"
by wordwanker September 17, 2018
