shlime

to walk around with friends just fucking shit up

Anyone wanna shlime?

by honeybaddger October 9, 2021

schlieben

A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective.

See humourous misallocation of words.

Hey schlieben.
What's schlieben?

by Jones December 18, 2003

schliem

A drug deal where someone steals your money.
Any event where something bad happens.

I tried to get some coke, but the nigger schliem me good. I hate getting the schliem.
I tracked poop all through the house. I can't believe that schliem happened. I can't clean up that schliem.

by Rezo Dezo Pezo April 6, 2008

Schlief

The are of sticking your foot up a woman's butt, also called "Footing"

It felt so good when we schliefed.

by Lkatmeintennisee June 6, 2011

schlim

1. The male sex organ; a cock
2. A derogatory term.

Sally Joe: Wow your schlim is so tiny its about the size of a babydick.
Bob: Shut up bitch
Sally Joe: I wont allow that little thing anywhere near my babymaker!

by CH0NCEY May 21, 2006

Schlieffen Plan

The act of convincing a female that you are going to make sweet love in her vagina, and then right before penetration, unbeknownst to her, you spin said female around and penetrate her anal cavity until fatal and or serious internal bleeding commences. The result of aforementioned interior bleeding is an easily identifiable ring of blood around the base of the shaft... of the penis.

Last night at band practice we had the best schlieffen plan ever, it took an entire roll of bounty to remove the rings of blood from the participants dongs.

by Where's Ten? December 1, 2004

schlimmie

Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.

My wife isn't into schlimmie as much as i would like her to be.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003