Scandinavian Spunk Pirate

When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.

Kent , why are you being such a Scandinavian Spunk Pirate all the time.

by Mr. Amazon Firefighter February 25, 2009

Scandinavian Wind Tunnel

When a man thrusts his penis so hard into a womans asshole, a blast of air comes out her mouth.

Bailey: "How was your girl last night?"
William: "OMG soo good"
Bailey: "What did you do with her?"
William: "I gave her a Scandinavian Wind Tunnel"
Bailey: *steps back in complete awe*

by chicklick September 11, 2014

Scandinavian Fish Market

You're doin your girl doggie style and you fillet a fish on her back. Enjoy

"Aw Dad this fish tastes superb"
"I got it from the Scandinavian Fish Market"

by th3 g0ggl3r July 26, 2009

Scandinavian Snot Rocket

Similar to a Scandinavian Sandstorm where you take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. However, it is done using the Dyson Air Multiplier and consequently shoots in more of a wad shape.

She requested the Scandinavian sandstorm, but unfortunately the Dyson was the only fan in the house. Five minutes later the Scandinavian Snot Rocket was dripping down her forehead.

by dansome August 18, 2013

Golden Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries (a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl).

Easier versions of this are the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple and the Scandinavian Triple.

A Scandinavian Triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities (in any order) on three successive nights, while a lifetime Scandinavian triple is accomplished if you manage to do the feat over your lifetime.

This version of the Scandinavian Triple has not been achieved in recorded history.

This is it, this is my best shot at nailing a Golden Scandinavian Triple.

Keep it cool bro, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, you don't wanna blow it.

by Atooooool May 21, 2016

scandinavian ice pick

Freezing ones turd and using it as a dildo

I knew she was kinky but Damn, she wanted the Scandinavian ice pick!

by fluffy dude December 3, 2013

scandinavian theme song

the scandanavian theme song, brooke made it up, she's really famous, it goes like this:

I'm a Scandinavian,
Fuck me in the ass
Even though you're kind of ugly
I am really desperate

thank you utah

"Did you hear the Scandinavian Theme Song from Brooke's new mixtape?! That shit is FIRE."

"I know right?! I really like the Rock Cycle Song"

by Acacia Brinley April 30, 2015