Saxophoning

Making Love with an Instrument, specifically one with in Brass division.

"I heard Hayden saxophoning"

"What the fuck"

by SirBlameson December 4, 2021

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Saxophone

One of the worst instruments ever created, only people who think careless whisper is a slow dance song like this instrument. People who like this instrument have a 100% chance of dying alone.

Person 1: did you here that Jerry plays saxophone?
Person 2: yeah I knew he was stupid.

by Bubble-boy-33 February 15, 2019

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purple saxophone

When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.

Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm

by SentualSaxDuringSex March 13, 2016

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saxophone

the thing instrument thing, like a trumpet but not, very epic though

"the saxophone guy is cool"
"ne ne nene nuh na neh"

by uztratzac March 28, 2022

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Saxophone is an instrument for Real Men. Trumpet people complain they have to move their mouth so much. They have 3 fucking buttons. To play baritone and tuba you need: big lungs, press 3 buttons. Saxophone you need breath control, you have a clusterfuck of buttons to press.

The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.

"how long have you been practicing the saxophone for?"

"yes"

by zz no face March 15, 2025

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