SIMP

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be movin' like me
Step right over and watch me put it down
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P

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Person A : Why are you moving like that
Person B : THERE'S SIMP

by V3ND0R V3N April 7, 2022

Simp

an acronym from phineas and ferb, S.quirrels I.n M.y P.ants

bro, i got simp!

by French Fries Aren't French June 17, 2020

Simp

Somebody that will obsess over nearly anybody and constantly message them or do things for them trying to earn approval from them in an unhealthy manor. Usually simps are lonely boys in their teenage years. People usually don't like to date their simps . Simps are viewed as gross and obnoxious.

Sarah: Wow Jake is such a simp he won't stop texting me and his messages are so awkward!

by Cobrascissors December 31, 2020

Simp

When a person does anything to get a girls attention

damn barney you just bought her a house and you dont even know her. Barney your a simp dude.

by FREDA SLAVES September 28, 2020

Simps

Basically every raging male Twitch™ streamer.

"Why are simps all over Twitch™?"

by Mr. MisterManboy March 13, 2021

Simp

Leaving the bros to hang out with your girl.

Nic Suire always simps to hang out with cat.

by 69daddy_kong69 March 8, 2020

Simp

S.top

I.dolizong
M.en or women
P.lease
Jk I’m the biggest simp on to walk the Earth

Me: omg Dabi is so freaking hot
Friend 1: Bro you simp

by (Dabi_simp) January 30, 2021