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Butthole Rustler

I came across this term a few weeks ago. I know its stupid. I know its not worth it. But this gave me new hope in humanity. A new faith in the quality of the human race. So, give it up for butthole rustler. Save The USA. Believe in the power of buttholes. When you see that perv walking down the street, remember me. remember hope. Call him a butthole rustler. Spread the love. Because if you're reading this, you are our future, our only hope, godspeed.
God Save America
God save buttholes.
Dirty Minded Phil sticks his finger up his arse.
Random dude: BUTTHOLE RUSTLER!
by LikeDAtAssSHit October 1, 2019
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Rustle My Jimmies

Repositioning sexual organs. For males, repositioning of the penis and testicles. For females, repositioning of the breasts.
In awkward situations I like to rustle my jimmies
by Skewesy October 20, 2013
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Rustle

A wind up. To rustle is to try and get under someone's skin. You're intention is to be a rustler and not a rustlee.
Harvey rustled James by telling him that his mother sleeps around.

Remember when Adam got friendzoned, what a rustle!
by ADz66 November 13, 2017
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Rustler

Noun: a man who has sexual intercourse with women in trees
“Dude, Craig is quite the rustler. He loves to get the chicks in the trees.”
by titoburrito March 22, 2022
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Rustler

the hip hopest dance
He can really Do The Rustler!!!
by Dan April 12, 2004
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rustle jimmies

The act of fucking up someone's shit to the point they can no longer continue to live with them selves because of how bad someone just ruined their day
"hey dj I did your girlfriend last night "

" what! No how could you rustle jimmies like that bro"
by jebadiah wang February 24, 2014
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chocolate rustler

a chocolate rustler is a rustler rib steak (microwaveable burger) with a kitkat chunky(chocolate bar)inbatween the bun and the ribsteak so there is melted chocolate inside the burger and it tastes fukin ossim(my way of saying awsome) invented by SPRIGGS
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by SUPER SPRIGGS March 11, 2009
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