range rover

Range Rovers are awesome. Anyone who says otherwise is a moron. Clearly they're like 80k for a reason. The reason? They're quality, well-made SUVs.

All the celebrities on MTV's Cribs had Range Rovers.

by heyitspat December 30, 2007

land rover

A poorly made Jeep clone that thanks to bad design and electrolysis starts rusting away from the time the panels are together to the frame.

The bright person who thought of bolting aluminum panels to a steel frame should be shot.

by GuyWhoLikesGoodCars May 11, 2004

range rover

The best vehicle ever to be driven on this earth. Can drive over anything, and it's as comfortable as a land yacht. But it has it's cons. Every wannabe gangster stares at you. It gets about 10mpg. And if it's not leaking some fluids, it's empty.

My Range Rover will kill two of your Escalade.

by Chuck W February 18, 2008

Range Rover

A soccer moms luxury version of the Abrams Tank, without the firepower, reliability, or gas mileage consideration. Mostly made to be a flashy vehicle. Less of an off road vehicle than its sibling, the Land Rover. Very flashy, very expensive, and its got the horrendous reliability that put Land Rover on the map, after it made great and reliable off roading vehicles when they first came out sometime after WWII.

The Range Rover will get around 375 hp and cost you more money than your mortgage in gas and repairs.

by TankBuster118 April 20, 2010

Blackburn Rovers

A decent team with a terrible manager and awful owners.
they always beat burnley so really you cant say much you BURNLEY SCUM! also when was the last time you burnley scumbags won a match?

Blackburn rovers Blackburn Rovers

by dzap787 November 22, 2011

Red Rover

To have sex doggy-style while the girl is on her period.

I thought we’d get less blood on my sheets if we did Red Rover.

by PrettyFauxSmiles January 1, 2018

land rover

Land Rover: The ultimate four-wheel drive.
Land Rover "Series": The best 4x4xfar. Land Rover Series vehicles ARE the pinicle which others aspire to be. They will go any where and do anything.
Jeep was not the first, Willy's was and Land Rover perfected it.

A stock Series Land Rover, 30-60 years old, will turn more heads than a tricked Hummer. Classics are forever.

by 1973 Series III 88SWB November 11, 2006