2 definitions by Chuck W
A Chevrolet Tahoe with body cladding, 18" wheels, and some fake chrome shit all over. Often acquired by people on the verge of bankruptcy who have a small dick.
Person 1: "Yo, I got me an escalade."
Person 2: "Sweet! Let's check it out."
Person 1: "Oh, the bank took it already."
Person 2: "Sweet! Let's check it out."
Person 1: "Oh, the bank took it already."
by Chuck W February 18, 2008
The best vehicle ever to be driven on this earth. Can drive over anything, and it's as comfortable as a land yacht. But it has it's cons. Every wannabe gangster stares at you. It gets about 10mpg. And if it's not leaking some fluids, it's empty.
by Chuck W February 18, 2008