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When you rofl soooooo much that you shit your pants!
Dude, when that guy fell off the roof i almost roflshitted myself!
by I'M NOT A CRACKA' January 30, 2009
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ruin guild ROFLSTOMPED desto untill they wanted to quit and reroll order. (server: Dark Crag game: Warhammer Online)
by RHUIN June 14, 2009
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"roflsup" is a colloquial term adopted by the rUcKuS peoples who inhabited the northeastern region of the United States in the early twenty-first century. As with many languages, it is often very difficult to discern an exact definition for this term, but its closest meaning in English is, "Hey, look at this!"

It is a tragic fact of history that even the greatest civilizations die out before they are truly capable of reaching their maximum potentials as societies; the Mayans, the Incans, and the Aztecs are fantastic examples of this tragic fact. The rUcKuS peoples are no exception.
1. Roflsup hentai!!!

2. (in a form of a Myspace bulletin)
From: tEh a$$ tUnnELLeR --*|i wanna li-li-li-lick u from yo hed 2 yo toez|*--
Date: June 30, 2007, 1:03AM
Subject: ROFLSUP
Body: ROFLSUP CHAT 2NITE, ANYBODY?! BONER?! TEH MARCO? TEH PAT? TEH HENRAIDZ?!!?! 12AM BITCHEZ
by clamchowdercutie January 10, 2009
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roflsniffle

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1. When you are crying about something, then you realize that you are dumb for crying about it, and you start laughing at yourself...

2. You are crying about some shit, then a friend makes you laugh while you are crying.
When I realized I was crying over a person that was wrong for me, and I dodge a bullet, I started to roflsniffle
by Feverdream777 November 25, 2009
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ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

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Rolling on the floor so hard i lost my taco and my sombrero fell off.
<friend>
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

<me>

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO
by Fossekall October 6, 2011
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ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL

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An abbreviation of the popular phrase:
Roll On Floor Laughing So F---ing Hard That Voldemort Uses Avarda Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Not to be confused with ROFLSFHTVUCOMAISGTS, an altogether different abbreviation.
"dude, omfg that's so funny"
"yeh i know, i just ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL'ed"

links: lol lmao lmfao rofl wtf roflsfh brb gtg stfu
by potterfan1231 December 19, 2011
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roflshart

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Verb.

1. A rather unfortunate occurrence whereby someone is rolling on the floor laughing so hard that the exertion causes them to break wind, which, by a cruel twist of fate is not all gaseous in its nature.

2. A very quick way to stop getting invited to a variety of social gatherings.
E.g. "I haven't been invited to anything since I roflsharted at Jim's funeral."
by Dangerz August 1, 2017
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