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Roasted

In internet culture, being 'roasted' is when another member makes a witty comment or comeback upon oneself which is cause for all the preteens behind the screen to scream "OOOOOOOHHHHHH", postpubescents to nod in amusement and oneself to cringe in utter defeat.

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MY NUGGET YOU JUST GOT ROASTED!
YAAAAAOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
by Dat1guy69 January 25, 2016
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a roast is when you say a perfectly timed comeback that leaves your opponent speechless.
"bro, yo teeth as jacked up as Donald Trumps hairline."

"OOOH ROASTED"
by takemyadvicebtch July 12, 2016
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Roastie

Middle aged Women who was very sexually active with many partners but now wants to get married and have kids, which is nearly impossible.
Bro: look at that cougar, bet shes DTF

Bro2: thats a roastie, ive seen her before, even if you taP that you will probably catch something

Bro: thanks dude
by DioDoomer January 9, 2020
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Roastbeefer

An extremely loose vagina that resembles a roast beef sandwich.
origin:i was watching a porno and saw the resemblence
that girl is so loose she looks like a roastbeefer
aka liz cart
by jamais September 3, 2004
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The Spit Roast

Simultaneous penetration of the mouth and either the vagina or anus. If the penetrating objects are penises, this is sometimes called The Spit Roast
The woman had sex with two men, and one had there penis in her ass, and another in her mouth, this is Called The Spit Roast.
by Richard QW April 23, 2007
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Maryland Oven Roast

When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.
Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!
by HarunHater911 April 20, 2009
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roast the quail

The ovens on high when I roast the quail
Tell bill Clinton to go and inhale
by Poopoo420 November 29, 2019
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