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Golden Retriever

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
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weenie retriever

A cross between a golden retriever and a dachshund. Also see golden weenie.
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Golden retriever

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Golden Retriever Greeting

When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.
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Golden Retriever

A partner who knows how to not further damage you.
"I don't need a therapist, I'm dating a golden retriever."1
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